ZERO PAYWALL. FULL ASS.

Go ahead.
Tap that ass.

Exclusive drops. Questionable air quality.

Click it. You know you want to.

A surprise in every squeeze.

—times you’ve farted today

—farts worldwide

A VERY IMPORTANT GLOBAL MISSION

One billion farts. Together.

Let’s show the world the power of a fart.

0 / 1,000,000,000

— / 1,000,000,000Counting the farts…

THE HEAVY TOOTERS

All gas. No brakes.

Rounding up the usual ass-pects…

YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO BAD AIR

—Finding your seat…— farts

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